Konichiwa!

Hello...I am Dracula! I bid you velcome!
(....Well, one of those statements is not entirely true...)

Thank you for stopping by "noms4noobs", your source for gamer grub of many varieties! I wanted a place where I could play with my food before playing with the guild, and show others how to do so as well.
Ever watch an anime and see the cute little Bento (or "Obento") boxes and think, "I wish I could make one..."
Ever look at your dry, ten cent ramen and wonder, "I wish this looked like nommy ramen on TV..."
Do you struggle with having ten minutes or less to make a meal that is mess free for easy gaming?
Are you tired of having your LAN parties being more like LAME parties?
Wonder where to eat when you leave the house?
Then you, my nerdy and or geeky friend, are in luck because you can now has the cheezburger and so much more!
I also want all these things to be fixed, and want to fix few of these things as well! So with my limited sense of humor and clear sense of taste I welcome you to a place where you can read, watch, and learn how to be 0083|2 1337 instead of a |\|008 when it comes to noms~!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Big Move!

So! I have decided to move my blogs onto on main page, this is a work in progress. From now on the recipes will be posted to Kimchi Kristy instead!
I will keep the ones on here present, but all future updates will be from the page instead.


Thanks all!
-C.A.M.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

How to Cook: Strawberry Syrup

It's Strawberry season!

The amazing Strawberry is one of my favorite fruits! (I like pretty much anything with "berry" in the name) They are usually expensive, for a poor person like myself, so when they are in season, and on sale, I get very excited! So, I will be doing Strawberry inspired recipes for the next while, if you are allergic...I am sorry...that sucks for you.


This first one is very easy and diverse in the ways you can use it! It's a basic syrup that you can either make thick for a topping, or thinner to use for flavoring things! The recipe is pretty similar to the Latte one I posted before.

So lets get started, make like a battery and charge!


What you will need:

- 1 Small Saucepan
- 1 Sharp Knife and Cutting Board
- 1 Wooden Spoon or Whisk
- Potato Masher or Large Fork (for smashing)
- 1 Small Bowl (Not Metal)

Ingredients

- 1-2 Cups Chopped Strawberries (depending on your personal taste)
- 1/3 Cup Brown Sugar
- 1/3 Cup White Sugar
- 1/4 Teaspoon Cinnamon
- 1/8 Teaspoon Nutmeg (about a pinch or shake)
- 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
- 2 Tablespoons Butter
- 1/4 Cup -1 Cup Warm Water



First, you want to cut up your Strawberries into small pieces. If you want a chunky syrup, for pancake type foods, quarter them. If you want a more smooth, like Michael Jackson (I kid, it's impossible to be that smooth), cut them into eighths instead. I made mine more chunky.




Once you have them all chopped up, add them into the pan with the amount of water you want. Like I said before, you can make this thiner or thicker. The way I made it in the pictures was a thinner version. It will reduce down and thicken, so add more than you think you need. (I would suggest about 1/2 Cup if you are not sure how thick or thin.) 

Heat to Medium and add the other ingredients. Let the butter melt and the sugar dissolve into the water base and bring it all to a boil, then reduce to simmer. Make sure to leave it uncovered so that it can reduce. 




Let it simmer for 10-20 Minutes, depending on the thickness you want, so that the Strawberries are fully cooked. 




Take your masher of choice and smoosh all of the Strawberries in the liquid. You can do this as many times as you want, once again depending on how you want the syrup. (If you are very fancy you can blend it all together.) Turn off the heat and let it simmer until it stops. 






Transfer into a bowl and let it cool and thicken. 






You can leave it in the bowl, or transfer it into a jar or sealed container! 

How can you use this, you ask?


Uses:

- Add to plain soda to make Italian Flavored Sodas!
- Use on French toast, Waffles, Pancakes, etc! 
- Use as an Ice Cream topping! 
- Use syrup in coffees for a Latte option! 
- Add to any dessert! Cakes, Jellos, Puddings! 
- Mix other fruit in for a fruit salad!
- The possibilities are Endless! 

(In my next dessert recipe you can use this as well!) 

You can also use this with any fruit you like. But remember that a soft fruit will work better! 

Enjoying the noms of their labor, 
-C.A.M.

Monday, February 13, 2012

How to Cook: Pancakes


Pancakes are something that we usually eat all the time. We buy our mixes, add water, and cook them up. The thing is that they are ridiculously easy to make, yet we never seem to make them from scratch! I did not mainly because making or buying "Buttermilk" was a about as much as a hassle as killing every stupid Poe for a bottle on Zelda! Why should I do that unless I want absolute perfection? (I did it anyways, but I digress)

In Zelda, that last bottle is not "necessary", you can still win the game without it, but we prefer to unlock every possible thing to "master" the game. While you can make all the Buttermilk Pancakes you wish from scratch, why not simply make some simpler ones? There pancakes are as easy as buying a Bottle of Lon Lon Milk to get a free bottle! Especially compared to dealing with the other things to do for the "better" ones. (I wonder if anyone understood that rant/analogy...)

If you live on Grandmas ranch you may have three sticks of butter and two cups of Buttermilk on hand, but most people don't, sorry Food Network!
These pancakes take no buttermilk, they do not require a stick of butter, and they hardly require anything more than your pantry basics! Easy! And, you can make as many variations of pancakes as you want from this simple batter! I will go over three ways to make these. (Oh my goodness, just like the first three bottles in Zelda!...Okay, I'll stop...)


What you will need:

- Frying Pan
- Oil or Butter, to coat the pan
- Spatula
- Whisk
- Medium Bowl
- Small Bowl
- Measuring cup or ladle to pour

Ingredients:

Basic Batter

- 1 Cup Flour
- 1 Tablespoon Baking Powder
- 2 Tablespoons Sugar
- 1/2 Teaspoon Salt
- 1 Egg
- 1 Cup Milk
- 2 Tablespoons Oil (Olive or Vegetable)
- 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
- Pinch of Nutmeg and Cinnamon

Add these additional ingredients to make the varieties!

Stuffed Pancakes

Filling
- 1/2 Cup Ricotta
- 1/2 Cup Plain Yogurt (I used Greek)
- 1 Tablespoon Sugar
Pancake
- Mixed Berries, to taste

(You will also need 2 more small bowls and a spoon)

Chocolate Pancakes


- 2 Tablespoons Cocoa Powder
- 1 1/2 - 2 Tablespoons Sugar
- Chocolate Chips (Optional)

Blueberry Pancakes


- Blueberries, to taste (duh...)
- A pinch more of Cinnamon and Nutmeg



Mix the dry ingredients together in the bowl until fully integrated and it looks smooth, basically mix out any clumps.



Beating the egg in a separate, small owl is a good idea. This way if the egg is rotten it will not ruin the batter, most chefs do this. If you're lazy, just crack it into the bowl and pray for freshness!


Add the egg and the other wet ingredients to the dry mix, and mix together. 


Add the scoop and get ready to cook!



Now, when you buy the mix they just have all the berries or chips or whatever in the batter mix. The best thing is to add these to the individual pancakes and not into the batter. 


Heat the pan to Medium-Low, and coat the pan with lubricant of choice. The batter will spread out as it cooks, so you don't need to pour nearly as much as you first think. 

Stuffed Pancakes

Mix all the ingredients for the filling into a bowl, so the sugar is thoroughly mixed in. 


Cut all the berries into small pieces and microwave for about 1 minute to soften them up. 


Pour the batter and allow it to cook for a minute or two, when the bubbles are forming and it is almost ready to flip. 
Add the creamy filling to the center, and top that with the berries. You want about one regular sized spoon scoop each. 


Cover the top with a bit more batter, just to cover the fillings. 


Carefully and quickly flip the pancake over and allow that side to cook for a couple minutes. Flip and let each side cook for another minute. 


If there are berries left after you cook them, add those to the top along with the berry juice from cooking in the bowl. Serve how you like them! I like Syrup and powdered sugar myself!



Chocolate Pancakes


Add the cocoa powder and extra sugar to the mix and stir. 


Pour the batter into the pan, it will probably be a bit thicker than the others. Top with chocolate chips, or any other chip or fruit you like! Flip and cook the other side. Cook each side, after flipping, about another minute each! 


Since Valentines day is coming up, you can add red coloring to them to make "Red Velvet", or even add white chocolate chips! If you are super mushy, you can shape them like a heart (awwwww), because nothing says "I Love You" like heart shaped breakfast food! 

Use a smaller spoon or a cookie cutter to shape these. You can cut the sides to help the shape alone after cooking as well. 



Blueberry Pancakes

For these, just add blueberries to the pancakes as they are cooking, as well as the extra Nutmeg and Cinnamon to the batter. 


Blueberry Pancakes are so happy! 



You can also add the batter to a Zip Bag, cut the tip, and shape them any way you want that way! 


Pancake basics are very simple. 

Don't make the batter too thick or thin! It should spread out evenly and not be too runny, sliding all over the pan, or too thick, which makes them...gross. You should be able to pour them slowly and evenly. Add milk or flour if the consistency is off. 

Quickly flip! Doing it too slowly makes it harder, believe it or not. You need a well coated pan so they do not stick at all. The sides should firm up and there should be bubbles atop the whole cake when they are ready. 

Lower and Slower! Don't put them on high, or you will have a burnt and runny pancake, yuck! So on a scale of 1-10, cook them at about 5. 

Scoop small! Like I said, they spread out. Don't pour them as big as you want them, but less than half of the size you want. Using a scoop is smart, it makes things easier! 

These ones are crispy on the outside, and soft on the inside, I know that there is a lot of Baking Powder, but that makes them fluffy! 

This is a simple, easy recipe, nothing fancy. I am not claiming that they are "the best", but for how quick and simple they are, they are pretty dang good! So I hope you enjoy these! 





Enjoying the noms of their labor, 
-C.A.M.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

How to Cook: Ramen

When it comes to Ramen people think there is two kinds; The cook Ramen Shop kind, and the gross (in comparison) one you make as home in the microwave when there is nothing else to eat.

But, I say that there is a third! It is the in-between Ramen. You make it at home in a short amount of time, and it tastes very good as well. I have pretty much always been a particular eater when it comes to ramen. I like it to be flavorful, the noodles to not be mushy, and the broth to not taste...starchy. So I came up with a method to make tasty, quick ramen for all of my MSG cravings!



You will need:

- A Pot with a Lid
- A Frying Pan
- A Fork and Chopsticks
- A Bowl for your Ramen


Ingredients:

- Ramen packs (depending on amount of people)
- Olive Oil
- 1 Egg (per person)
- Vegetable of Choice (Squash, Pumpkin, Soy Beans, Greens, mixed veggies, etc. Whatever you like best and have available. )
- Soy Sauce, Meme Sauce (optional), Seasoned Salt (or salt and pepper)
- Meat of choice - Shrimp, beef, chicken, etc. (optional)
- Kimchi or Hot Sauce (optional, for wimps)
- Seasoned Nori Strips (optional)

When it comes to cooking your ramen "fillings" there are many options. I like to have squash, soy beans, or some frozen mixed vegetables in mine. I will use left over meat bits, or thaw some shrimp at times as well. I always try to have egg with it, and I love to put Kimchi and the spicy liquid from Kimchi in mine.


First, fill the pot with water, about an inch from the top, cover it and place on a burner on Med-High.





The way that you make this quickly is that while the water is boiling you cook everything else needed, this also helps for people who have patience issues, when it comes to food, and stare at the pan the whole time (like myself). 










Get out the ramen packs you want to make and take out the solid squares and the packets, leaving the little scrap noodles in the wrappers. Then, set the noodles on top of the package, to keep it clean.





Like so.


(I am cooking for 3 people, with all these fillings you only really need one pack per person.)













Next, take the vegetables you want to put in the ramen and get them chopped or thawed. Take your frying pan and add about a Tablespoon each of Oil, Soy Sauce, and Meme (if you have it), and add about 1/2 Teaspoon Season Salt (or salt and pepper), and if applicable other seasonings you like.





 These are my favorite flavorings, they go well with the ramen so that the taste will "blend" when they are added together. 
















(Yin-Yang?)











Coat the vegetables evenly with the liquid and cook them until tender. (I was making ramen for 3, once again, so there is a lot in my pan.)


Once the vegetables are finished, add the meat to the pan (add more of the sauce mixture if needed) and cook until hot, for leftovers, or...cooked, for raw.









Meanwhile, be keeping an eye on the water. Once it is at a rolling, rapid boil, add the noodles and be stirring apart with a fork (or chopsticks).


Keep the lid off, you are about to use it.












Stir them apart and keep the water on high, the water can stir them itself sometimes if the boil is right.











Add oil to the frying pan and crack your egg(or eggs) into it. Take the lid and "dome" the egg, this cooks it faster and gives an almost poached taste to the top of the fried egg (I called it "Froa-ched").

Once it has cooked a bit add some salt and Soy Sauce to the top, and cover again. Once it is cooked how you like it your noodles should be done!!







As for the noodles, they should be slightly undercooked. You want some chew to them still. Once they are a slight translucent color dump the water, and leave a little so they do not stick.










Now to construct the ramen!

Take out the amount of bowls as needed and empty one sauce packet into each. Add a sprinkle of Soy and Salt to each.



 (If you do not like the sauce packets, use 1/2 Teaspoon Bouillon instead.)


Add desired amount of Hot Water to the bowl. You can microwave it or heat it with a kettle, but I just go for the hottest degree of tap water (it's clean, I live in Colorado). The noodles will also heat the soup.

Stir it up!






Take the Nori, cut it into thin strips, and mix in the soup.






Take your Kinchi (or desired spicy sauce), for those of us who can handle the heat! Add that to the soup.


Do not add it if you are a wimp, and will breath fire like bowser if you add spice to it!



Add the Vegetables and stir.





















Add the noodles and flip it all together. If you would like to add anything else, do that now.
















Last, and certainly not least, add the egg to the top of the ramen, like a tasty crown!












And, Presto! Delicious ramen! 




Now, sit back, and enjoy your ramen! It is so much fun to tell people you are "just making ramen", and then put this in front of them! You will look pretty fancy! 



Enjoying the Noms of their labor, 
-C.A.M.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Navi Truffles


When thinking of fun recipes to make for party snacks I figured out that making truffle shaped like Fairies would be fun. Making them "Navi" would be even more fun, because what is more satisfying than finally being able to just eat (and hence destroy) the annoying fairy from Ocarina of Time! I am sorry to the "Navi Fan Club" out there, but she is annoying and the only part about OoT I dislike would have to be her incessant nagging... But, making her in food form was enjoyable, so let's get to it!


You will need:

- 1 Can Sweetened Condensed Milk (14 Ounce)
- 2 Cups Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
- 11/2 Cups White Chocolate Chips
- 1 Tablespoon Shortening
- 24 or more Pretzels, regular shape, depending on how many you wish to make
- Blue or Green Sparkle Sprinkles
- Toothpicks (Optional)

For Cookware

- Wax or Parchment paper
- Spoons for mixing
- 2 Microwavable bowls, Small and Medium
- Bowl or plate for sprinkles
- Plastic or Cling Wrap
- Melon-baller, Tablespoon, or small metal spoon

As well as patience.




First, combine the Semi-Sweet Chocolate and the Sweetened Condensed Milk in the Medium bowl.  Microwave the mixture until the chocolate is melted.

The rules for melting chocolate in the microwave are!

Either use the "Melt Chocolate" setting, or set it to low heat.

Use short 1 minute heating and stir after each time.

Not doing this can scorch the chocolate so you must be careful!

Once it is melted and combined, cover in cling wrap and set in the fridge until it is solid. This can take from 1-4 hours, depending on how strong the fridge is.






Next, melt the white chocolate with the shortening in the small bowl.





Then, get out the desired amount of pretzels.


Dip the pretzels on both sides and lay on wax paper to cool. 





You can leave them whole, or carefully cut the bottom rim off to give them a more "Wingy" look.

This does not show them on wax paper, but I assure you that you need to use it. 




I did them both ways to show you.



Next, spread out your sprinkles and have them ready, you can lay them on a plate, in a bowl, whatever you would like.










Once the chocolate in the fridge has hardened enough, take it out and begin making round truffles with a melon-baller or a spoon. You want about a tablespoon for each one.

Once they are all formed, remelt the remaining white chocolate, if necessary, and lay out more wax paper.

Add a thin layer of white chocolate to each one, then roll them in the sprinkles and place on the wax paper to dry. Once you have formed the amount you would like, dab chocolate to the backs of the "Wings" and stick them to the "Body".

Repeat until you have made as many as you want and let them all sit on a counter or in the fridge. Once they are firm you may add toothpicks to the base, if you so desire.
These are very tasty as well as kawaii~!




Yes, the pretzels were not covered enough, I'm aware of this.


Additional Ideas!


You can also roll these in cocoa powder or powdered sugar for "regular" truffles.

You can also add clear sprinkles to the pretzels to make the whole thing sparkle!

Or, you could even melt a little chocolate, place in a ziplock bag, cut the tip, and make faces on them!

Also, you can try all kinds of plating like sticking in foam with toothpicks or any other creative way you would like!


I hope you will enjoy nomming, and hence silencing, Navi as much as I did! Who knew she was so tasty?

Enjoying the noms of their labor,
-C.A.M.